Saturday, September 19, 2009
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Adflasher
Adflasher is the hottest new system for Advertising
and Earning some cash!
You wont get rich but you will get paid,
try $15.00 dollars per hour!
Better than the .10 cents Google gave me last month!
http://tinyurl.com/pso9p8
and Earning some cash!
You wont get rich but you will get paid,
try $15.00 dollars per hour!
Better than the .10 cents Google gave me last month!
http://tinyurl.com/pso9p8
Monday, September 14, 2009
Mental hospital Phone system
MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE NUMBERS,
PLEASE SELECT FROM THE FOLLOWING OPTIONS.
IF YOU ARE OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE,PRESS 1 REPEATEDLY.
IF YOU ARE CO-DEPENDENT,PLEASE ASK SOMEONE TO PRESS 2 FOR YOU.
IF YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PERSONALITIES, PRES 3.4.5.+6.
IF YOU ARE PARANOID,WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND WHAT YOU WANT,STAY ON THE LINE SO WE CAN TRACE YOUR CALL.
IF YOU ARE DELUSIONAL,PRESS 7 AND YOUR CALL WILL BE FORWARD TO THE MOTHER SHIP.
IF YOU ARE SCHIZOPHRENIC,LISTEN CAREFULLY AND A LITTLE VOICE WILL TELL YOU WHICH NUMBER TO PRESS.
IF YOU ARE MANIC-DEPRESSIVE,HANG UP. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHICH NUMBER YOU PRESS,NOTHING WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY ANYWAYS.
IF YOU ARE DYSLEXIC,PRESS 9,6,9,6.
IF YOU ARE BIPOLAR,PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE BEEP OR BEFORE THE BEEP OR AFTER THE BEEP,BUT PLEASE WAIT FOR THE BEEP.
IF YOU HAVE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS,PRESS 9.
IF YOU HAVE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS,PRESS 9,
IF YOU HAVE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS,PRESS 9.
IF YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM,PLEASE HANG UP.
OUR OPERATORS ARE TOO BUSY TO TALK WITH YOU.
IF YOU ARE MENOPAUSAL,PUT THE GUN DOWN,HANG UP,TURN ON THE FAN,LIE DOWN AND CRY.
IF YOU ARE BLOND,DON'T PRESS ANY BUTTONS.
YOU'LL JUST MESS IT UP.
THIS COMING WEEK IS NATIONAL MENTAL HEALTH CARE WEEK.
YOU CAN DO YOUR PART BY REMEMBERING TO CONTACT AT LEAST ONE UNSTABLE PERSON TO SHOW YOU CARE..
WELL MY JOB IS DONE. YOUR TURN.
Sunday, September 13, 2009
Adflasher
Earnings and advertising all in one!!
How Much money can you make today!
Adflasher is a system were people who need to advertise meet people who
need to make a extra income meet in one spot. And they all profit!
http://tinyurl.com/pso9p8
The way it works first you buy an ad block for $15.00 then they pay you $30.00
to view the ads you double your money!
It takes about an hour to view all the ads, that is amazing since some
sites pay not even a full penny to view long boring emails.
Here is the best part you take $15 again and turn it into another $30.00
you can do this all day thats $15.00 dollars an hour!!!
http://tinyurl.com/pso9p8
How Much money can you make today!
Adflasher is a system were people who need to advertise meet people who
need to make a extra income meet in one spot. And they all profit!
http://tinyurl.com/pso9p8
The way it works first you buy an ad block for $15.00 then they pay you $30.00
to view the ads you double your money!
It takes about an hour to view all the ads, that is amazing since some
sites pay not even a full penny to view long boring emails.
Here is the best part you take $15 again and turn it into another $30.00
you can do this all day thats $15.00 dollars an hour!!!
http://tinyurl.com/pso9p8
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